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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前

Stupid recipe

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前
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    I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

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      Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.

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        Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.

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          Do I want to know what this is?

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            Yes. Yes you do.

            https://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/1053711-amazon-gummy-bear-review.html

            https://www.101bananas.com/poems/edgar.html

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      You’ll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from

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        Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.

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      You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.

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        I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.

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