Hell, even if you’re not a printer…
Can confirm. I am just a typesetter, and this feels amazing.
We used to have a copier that would go bonkers over that. The spot was in a different location though.
In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!
Right in the prostate
This gives off the same energy as that infographic on fixing a vaginal prolapse.
exuse me le foque
I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.
Have you ever pulled a long hair out of your butthole? Weirdly pleasurable.






