• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    I wonder which of Trump’s strong paedophilia suspicions or Trump’s strong dementia suspicions are a cover-up for the others.

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      He did just have a scan. Of course it showed him to be in perfect health, which we can all plainly see… /S

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        He underwent a cognitive test - which he aced.
        So his doctors decided to make him take another one in the same year - which he aced too.
        So his doctors decided to run him through the MRI machine - which he aced of course.

        Because as we all know, when your medical tests come out a-okay, your doctors always make you take more tests - to marvel at how a-okay all your tests are, no doubt…

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          “President Trump has the body of a morbidly obese 80 year old with congestive heart failure 27 year old athlete who runs 8 miles per day. The doctors ran more tests because they wanted to know what his secret for longevity is. Turns out it was all that making America great again with nothing but his tiny bare hands.”

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              But they were put in there 14 years ago after they were left alone with him at his mansion.