He underwent a cognitive test - which he aced.
So his doctors decided to make him take another one in the same year - which he aced too.
So his doctors decided to run him through the MRI machine - which he aced of course.
Because as we all know, when your medical tests come out a-okay, your doctors always make you take more tests - to marvel at how a-okay all your tests are, no doubt…
“President Trump has the body of a morbidly obese 80 year old with congestive heart failure 27 year old athlete who runs 8 miles per day. The doctors ran more tests because they wanted to know what his secret for longevity is. Turns out it was all that making America great again with nothing but his tiny bare hands.”
He underwent a cognitive test - which he aced.
So his doctors decided to make him take another one in the same year - which he aced too.
So his doctors decided to run him through the MRI machine - which he aced of course.
Because as we all know, when your medical tests come out a-okay, your doctors always make you take more tests - to marvel at how a-okay all your tests are, no doubt…
“President Trump has the body of a
morbidly obese 80 year old with congestive heart failure27 year old athlete who runs 8 miles per day. The doctors ran more tests because they wanted to know what his secret for longevity is. Turns out it was all that making America great again with nothing but histinybare hands.”Id believe he has the body of a 27 hear old… in fridge somewhere.
But they were put in there 14 years ago after they were left alone with him at his mansion.