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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Best kind of liar

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Best kind of liar

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M’aiq is a Liar. Don’t you believe either of those things.

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    I believe the cat.

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      Yeah, I unno, that poor man looks super hungry!

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    (Playing tongue-in-cheek devil’s advocate) In order to lose weight, a body needs to be undernourished in relation to the minimum required to maintain that weight. Being undernourished at a non-starvation level produces hunger drive. I doubt any of the humans who decided he needs to lose weight speak fluent cat, so he didn’t have any say or insight into what’s being done to him. As such, from his perspective, he -hasn’t- been fed enough, and doesn’t have a reason for being hungry. So this cat should not be called a liar. He’s out there bravely sharing his truth with the world. He should be applauded and then fed.

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    De-chonking is hard

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      It’s not that hard. All you gotta to is control their portions and ignore their cries for food. They eventually give up and move on to other cat business. Easy peasy.

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        We have two, so the fat one steals the skinny one’s food.

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    master manipulator

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      Well, he is a cat.

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    Summer is bikini season.

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    Sorry, if your cat is that cute, I’m feeding him. I can’t help it.

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    I want to lose 3 pounds

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    Please sir summer is months away it is autumn it’s may yes but cats use the southern equator as we’re from Africa.

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    what do you define as “summer” ?

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