I’m going to build a toilet seat for public bathrooms. An evil one.
First, let’s add a heating element to the toilet seat. And wire it without an off switch. This seat will always be warm. Then let’s add a series of water channels in the toilet seat. These will exit through micropores that are calibrated so perfectly as to create a continuous and subtle feeling of dampness. It’s not just a warm toilet seat. It’s a warm moist toilet seat. No matter how much you wipe the seat off. Warm and moist. No matter how long you sit on it. Warm and moist. No matter what you do, warm and moist! The perpetual feeling of accidentally sitting in a pool of warm urine.
I’m going to build a toilet seat for public bathrooms. An evil one.
First, let’s add a heating element to the toilet seat. And wire it without an off switch. This seat will always be warm. Then let’s add a series of water channels in the toilet seat. These will exit through micropores that are calibrated so perfectly as to create a continuous and subtle feeling of dampness. It’s not just a warm toilet seat. It’s a warm moist toilet seat. No matter how much you wipe the seat off. Warm and moist. No matter how long you sit on it. Warm and moist. No matter what you do, warm and moist! The perpetual feeling of accidentally sitting in a pool of warm urine.
Coming soon…to a public restroom near you!
Who put your toilet seat in the dishwasher to give you such thirst for vengeance?
I have to say, that’s pretty evil in a prank way.