• HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world
    17·
    17 days ago

    Everytime I lock eyes with my dog he starts whining because now he has proof I know he exists and yet I am still not letting him sit in my lap, it doesn’t matter that im not sitting, or that he weighs more than half my wieght.

    • spinnetrouble@sh.itjust.works
      6·
      17 days ago

      But he could be sitting in your lap, and that’s a problem. Don’t you want to fix the problem? Of course it’s serious, it’s all over his face.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    71·
    17 days ago

    Also when I’m having a bad day and I lock eyes with my three-year-old who is giggling for no reason at all.

  • Albbi@lemmy.ca
    62·
    17 days ago

    Melting? That’s pretty painful… Wait, why is there a cute dog in the picture? Oh God, there’s a smaller picture! Don’t look at it, it’s it a melted dog or something awful?

    Reads text. Looks at smaller picture.

    God fucking damnit. Who uses ‘melting’ on its own to describe something positive?