This just in, workers in capitalist countries are widely recommended to “juice up” their resumes by taking small roles and describing them in terms that make them sound much bigger than they are. This tactic is suggested to workers at all levels of the economy.

Coming up at Eleven, the meritocracy is real, and liars never get ahead. /s

Who are you going to believe preach about the dangers of sin, someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, or someone who does

Who gives a shit? Companies lie to us all the time.

Companies lies on their job specs all the time, so it’s fine to lie on your CV. Just don’t put in anything that could be easily disproven.