BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoGood evening.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1223arrow-down18
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·5 days agoYour sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoFun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoAnd if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
Your sweater looks warm … did you mom make that?
Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.