• cub Gucci@lemmy.today
        2·
        6 hours ago

        Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
      331·
      2 days ago

      But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
        11·
        2 days ago

        Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9

  • selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works
    16·
    2 days ago

    What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…

    • EldenLord@lemmy.world
      3·
      1 day ago

      “Back to the dark age” is not just a saying. The current Us Admin would abslolutely bring witch hunts back if it fueled their hate preachings.

  • gbzm@piefed.socialEnglish
    18·
    2 days ago

    Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    19·
    2 days ago

    OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there’s this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.

    So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    72·
    2 days ago

    The thing is, this isn’t a curse.

    A curse is what happened to Bill O’Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there’s a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.

    They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That’s how witch’s curses work when they do.

    However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens’ many curses. ( …Charlie Dickens – Charlie Kirk – coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they’re gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn’t one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.

  • skisnow@lemmy.caEnglish
    11·
    2 days ago

    Nah, they’re gonna be more like the “Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree” meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.

  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de
    3·
    2 days ago

    There’s a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it’s bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for ‘cursing’ kirk.