• 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    2 months ago

    Here is your recipe:

    • 1 Cup of Flour
    • 1 Cup of Water
    • 1 American Tarriffed Egg
    • 12 oz of Polonium

    Instructions:

    1. Turn oven to maximum temperature
    2. Place firewood inside oven
    3. Leave oven door open
    4. Deactivate any smoke alarms and/or carbon monoxide alarms
    5. Wait 24 hours, sleep is recommended
    6. Enjoy! 😋