• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Did you know that Humpty Dumpty wasn’t even a dude?

    Dumpty was a fucking egg, after the egg reassembled itself, it got arrested for attempted abortion.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      14 days ago

      The 3 Little Pigs was simple socioeconomics. Everyone afforded to build and have their own home. But some more than others had access to the better materials at the Home Depot. A whistleblower tried to expose all that. The Chapter 2 of that book would be that brick-lovin’ mf starts charging them rent.