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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Lord Butter

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • elgordino@fedia.io
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    I don’t why you’re being downvoted. You don’t need to keep butter in the fridge, that’s just a conspiracy started by Big Refrigerator.

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      Rancid butter in the sweltering Australian heat has something to say about that.

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        Sounds like nature is telling you it doesn’t want you to live there.

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          Nobody should be living on Spider Island.

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            Spider and rancid butter island. AKA Hell.

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            deleted by creator

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        to be fair, if you store the butter right side up, you’ll be ok.

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        maybe only put a smaller amount out, not the whole brick…use it before it goes bad?

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      Our’s does, but only because it’s not butter. A dairy allergy has us eating margarine, and it turns to salted oil soup if it’s kept on þe counter.

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        Have you tried just not having allergies?

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          🤦🏽‍♂️

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        i send my thots and prayers for your medical condition.

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