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Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

My super power is the ability to travel the delusion-verse and hold down a job.

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My super power is the ability to travel the delusion-verse and hold down a job.

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • 🌹🔪Big Tuff Al🌹💪@dice.camp
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    @Daft_ish “i’m a conformist no matter what” isn’t a superpower, you’re literally the breed they’re currently culling

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      Man, youre digging deep. If being a non-conformist means reading a conformists post history like its a novella just to take a jab, Im good.

      • 🌹🔪Big Tuff Al🌹💪@dice.camp
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        @Daft_ish your posts on political memes got me diving bud, maybe turn on autodelete if your posts are this cringe

        • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          Let me get this right. I posted something political making you engage with my content. Thats just the facts.

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            @Daft_ish yes and i found you and your perspective wanting :harold:

            does that please you, poster?

            • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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              I feel seen. Send me an @ next time i trigger you.

              • 🌹🔪Big Tuff Al🌹💪@dice.camp
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                @Daft_ish post your black friday amazon shopping cart and i’ll rip on you for 20 minutes, promise

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                  …

                  There it is.

                  Now make good.

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    Don’t lose this ability. Feels impossible to get back.

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    Based, I think!

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      how do we know they actually have a job though?

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        How deep in the delusion-verse are they, indeed…

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Plot-twist: the job is also a delusion

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      Jobs are cannon.

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