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Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago

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Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 hours ago
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    I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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      we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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        Am topologist, I’m counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

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          tear ducts also add holes. IDK, check out this video : https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?t=1037

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            At 1:40 he defines his minimum hole size, but I chose a minimum size that doesn’t count tear ducts.

            Also I just found out, I may not know what a hole is. If I puncture a plate twice, it now has 3 ways to tie a string through it, so 3 holes? Can anything have just 2 holes?

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        If you count pores its a big job.

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          actually, pores are just dents

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            So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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              a worm that grew arms and legs

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              I don’t know, and the reason I don’t know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.

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                Fair enough, I’m no holologist

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              Broadly speaking, yeah pretty much

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                ah, so it’s seven then.

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      Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

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      Those are rookie numbers

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