kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前Just.....why?sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1929arrow-down114
arrow-up1915arrow-down1external-linkJust.....why?sh.itjust.workskingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 个月前message-square121fedilink
minus-squareVinstaal0@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 个月前You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven’t to help you with not missing anything.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 个月前You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 个月前Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 个月前Goddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 个月前sets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home
minus-squarefreebee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 个月前For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!
minus-squareVinstaal0@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 个月前 You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 个月前“where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”
You can use the Oral B with some electric brushes to see where you have brushed and where you haven’t to help you with not missing anything.
You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!
Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.
Goddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!
sets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home
For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!
Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)
It’s a data collection joke.
“where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”