I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?
Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.
I sent in my application but I think it got bounced by an llm. I had heinous crimes and a show of force, even a few murders. But no! I get an email back about “hiring from within.” Like what, do they promote their mooks to the executive level?
Wait, they promote their mooks to the executive level? Fuckin… Goodcorp doesn’t do that. And they’re good. It’s in their name. That’s, like, crazier than… Something that’s crazy.
bad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he’s bad
he rides across the nation
a thoroughbred of sin
he got the application
that you just sent in
we’re focusing our business
and hiring from within
there’s currently no vacancies
within our evil agency
bad horse
bad horse
bad horse
he’s bad
the evil league of evil
is downsizing you see
although we are still interested
in your CV
so please keep it updated
and keep your schedule free
you’ll be the first
to know of course
we’ll keep in contact!
signed bad horse