That’s the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. “I wish to be an astronaut!” Nah, try again. “I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?” Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia
“I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!” Free will or something. “I wish I never had to see him again?” Wish granted, there’s now a block button on twitter
“I wish for a million bucks!” I can’t afford that. “I wish for a hundred bucks?” Here’s a crisp fiver. Bye forever!
Can they reverse engineer this and have a spray that encourages cannibalism?
I have the funniest idea for my next family dinner
Yeah np
Lemmy has now redeemed the second of three wishes.
Oh shit. For the 3rd wish, can musk fuck off forever?
Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich
Bummer. Did they at least wish for an extra large sandwich?
They did not, but they did request an additional meat: Lebanon Bologna.
Italian Lebron isn’t real
That’s the issue with this genie, his form of fucking with your wishes is selectively granting them with the least possible effort. “I wish to be an astronaut!” Nah, try again. “I wish I had a model of the Saturn V?” Best I can do is this picture from Wikipedia
“I wish for Elon Musk to fuck off forever!” Free will or something. “I wish I never had to see him again?” Wish granted, there’s now a block button on twitter
“I wish for a million bucks!” I can’t afford that. “I wish for a hundred bucks?” Here’s a crisp fiver. Bye forever!
You dont need to encourage the chickens to eat other chicken. That would be like wanting a spray that makes people like pizza.