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Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

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Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前
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  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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      So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.

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      If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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        That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess

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        i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand how that’s a desirable outcome

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          You don’t need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

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            fair enough

            • Kairos@lemmy.today
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              People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what’s on the other side. In fact it’s kinda the whole thing with the “to be is to suffer” vibe.

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                ok?

    • chrischryse@lemmy.world
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      I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Fair

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        More of a fetus really. At least position-wise

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you “have to” kiss your partner. But it’s called foreplay and it’s pretty common?

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Maybe between you and your mom /s

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          Angry upvote

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Happy cake day!

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          Thanks! I wouldn’t have realized if you hadn’t pointed it out.

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      it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?

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      I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.

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