• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    OK that was a bit much. I thought you were saying you went and licked your fingers each time you opened the bag just before squeezing the store tomatoes to find the right one.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      you sick fuck. who fondles their fruits and veg at the store?

      I usually molest them in the bathroom before checkout.

      the high pressure flush cleans them right up before I put them back in my ass.