• maximilian@lemmy.ml
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    10 days ago

    But she knew that he was rich. So if you are ugly as heck you only need to be rich to get the beautiful girl. What a nice story to inspire the young.

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      Don’t forget the kidnapping and holding against their will! Gotta make sure they have time to realize just how rich you are.

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        10 days ago

        Of course. That’s also really important if you are ugly and want to find love. Silly me