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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic

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Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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CLEARWATER, FL—Urging the middle school class to pay attention while he described the intimate process of revving the engine, throttling the clutch, and slamming the accelerator, local sex ed teacher Greg Flannery demonstrated to his class Wednesday how to drive a truck into an abortion clinic. “All right, kids, this might not make sense to […]
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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    Wow. The onion went on hard on this one.

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    And remember, safety first. Always have extra ammunition on hand in case the feds show up.”

    Sheesh, the advice is behind the times already.

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    :(

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