I call BS on 50% of citizens having a passport. No way is it that high.

I just posted a few more for you to enjoy.

In highschool I was in shop class with some idiots that were messing around with a running table saw. The teacher saw the obvious kick back danger and swooped down on them with an angry “Hay! Do you want to have kids?!”. Before I could stop myself I said “Damn, you should at least buy them dinner first.”

He was not amused, but I am still proud of the one time in my life I was quick witted enough to come up with something funny on the spot. It’s been so years 30 years since, and nothing has come close.

Pretty much any Steam game’s forum is full of nasty toxic fans.

Adulthood is fine, I’ve got plenty of free time for gaming. It’s parenthood that’s the time sink.

Off. My system won’t boot with it turned on. It just hangs at a black screen. From what I’ve been able to find out, it’s due to unsigned video drivers.

And then 30 seconds after that it’ll get reverted because the edit contains primary sources.

I’ve only seen him do it that once. Luckily I had the phone ready to grab a picture.

Yep! Casper and Mocha.

OMG stop eating plastic you idiot!

When I first started using Fedora I hesitated to turn this setting on because, to me, it sounds like it’s going to install stuff automatically without asking. I feel like it’s badly named and confusing. Now I suspect they named it poorly on purpose because they really want people to restart to install updates.

As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.

Only because doing that will force you to buy a new phone.

As an American in his mid 40s, I can say that I’ve never once had alcohol on a first date

The world has had punitive justice systems for hundreds of years. It doesn’t work. The countries trying restorative and rehabilitative justice systems are seeing amazing results.

I think it’s mostly the boobies.

My wife and I have no kids, and plan to keep it that way, so we have plenty of time to play video games together several times a week.

Why not both?
https://youtu.be/ug5IHeEUVDA

There is only one place pineapple belongs …

In HELL.