ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down15
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minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up77·2 days agoIn the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoThe Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoDon’t forget the toilet paper man.
minus-squareshoulderoforion@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoThe masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.
What about the Walrus?
The masks and biohacks alone will be brilliant!