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minus-squareSeaJ@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 年前As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
minus-squarekibiz0r@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
minus-squareshadowSprite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 年前As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
minus-squareMisterEspinacas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”
As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
I… I can’t find fault in that logic.
As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”