bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前This world is cruel…feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square510fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1external-linkThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square510fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up240·1 年前What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up113·1 年前It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·1 年前Human contact? Ewww, no.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前Humans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·1 年前date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·1 年前“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·1 年前Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前When you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 年前That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchHuman contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepArt 👌
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.