SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down138
arrow-up1974arrow-down1external-linkThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·12 days agoNext time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds. I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·12 days agoEmbed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
minus-squaretbird83ii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·12 days agoDon’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
minus-squarejas0n@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoAlso, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoyeah that’ll do it.
minus-squareresidentmarchant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 days agoDon’t forget subway surfers!
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoLet me introduce you to… The Metaverse!
Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that’ll do it.
Don’t forget subway surfers!
Let me introduce you to…
The Metaverse!