SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down138
arrow-up1977arrow-down1external-linkThe doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victimlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·1 month agoNext time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds. I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
minus-squaretbird83ii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoDon’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
minus-squarejas0n@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoAlso, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoEmbed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoyeah that’ll do it.
minus-squareresidentmarchant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoDon’t forget subway surfers!
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoLet me introduce you to… The Metaverse!
Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that’ll do it.
Don’t forget subway surfers!
Let me introduce you to…
The Metaverse!