Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
Never heard of the Onion before?
Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.
Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.