when you pirate software but have a mouthful of gummies

Nah I only grind aluminum and plastic near my food prep station, I don’t solder there.

Jesus, am I supposed to be doin all that shit after soldering with leaded solder? I just wash my hands with regular ass soap like I just pooped.

I like to spread that message, along with a helping of “there’s no point in voting, it’s all rigged anyway”, in right wing message boards.

Yeah! Ya fucking Latvians!

and the human concepts of “hours” and “minutes.”

Please don’t, it will make converting all my measurements very tedious.

Russia definitely found Lemmy.

You likely have no empathy for these retards

Ah, okay, OP doesn’t care about the mentally disabled.

I don’t like strawman arguments even when I agree with them, because they’re cringe and silly.

For all its problems, a democratically elected government will always be better than some rich guy who wants to rip you off and make as much money as possible.

Why did all the American companies suddenly start asking for my ID?

The problem is that America’s answer to every problem in society is jail. You guys gotta come up with more than “arrest bad guys”.

Yeah I remember this happening with Snapchat, people were being arrested for those kinds of posts made in private messages to their friends, because they still get scanned and flagged.

It’d probably work like it did in Australia.

Twitter = Arab Spring because it lets them use cheap SMS flipphones!

They did. That’s why they spent so much effort to ruin the internet these past few years.

News came before the internet, so they state sources, not link them, which they did in the first sentence:

Oct 1 (Reuters) - A growing number of people think social media manipulates and divides people and harms democracy, Pew Research Center said ​on Thursday

I still say we need to bring back banishment. Negotiate with Canada to let America use Baffin Island as like a new Australia, but way, way colder.

That Landman show, the one where Billy Bob Thorton literally tilts at windmills, and goes off on this whole speech filled with falsehoods, had oil companies in the credits.

Damn, Plato wrote Silo?