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Aren’t we all 🤪

The 90s’ “manic pixie” thing was real AF. 😅

Yo ho! 🤘🏼

Is it just for nostalgia, or is it a better game now? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean, that seems like normal levels of projected shame from a KIA driver, IMHO. 💁🏼‍♂️

That’s supposed to be a finite resource, not a poster child for why more is “necessary”. ☝🏼

Oh, perfect, concrete is the greenest of green! What genius! We’re saved! /s 😶🤮

The cement industry alone accounts for roughly 8% of global carbon dioxide emissions—emitting more than the aviation and global shipping industries combined.

Ah.

Have fun with that.

Do “they” know you?

By “less”, it’s implied Snuffleupagus is some quantity of predatory… That’s an entirely new concept to me. Fascinating. 🤣

Don’t virtue signal. It’s neither funny nor cute, and honestly is the opposite of helpful to cultivating anti-misogyny sentiment, in this case.

That’s because the “™” is silent. It’s pronounced Free Speech™. 🤌🏼

ew. that other place’s leaking.

Way to bury the lede. 🖕🏼

The executives “want it to be” because they’re paid to, and any outlet failing to state the simple fact outright belies their hidden bias. (ie. funding, influences, kompromat, etc.) The shareholders want it to be, and likewise up the chain.

Follow the money trail. It all leads to billionaires, fellow plebs of the world. Guillotines, roll out. ✊🏼

They’ve already been eating our trash for generations throughout the entire hydrosphere, and now we’re proposing hand-feeding it to them? Poor orcas. 🥲

Instead, I say we keep it in-house and compost our own garbage —after removing all the microplastics, silicone, pharmaceuticals, sociopathy, etc., of course, to keep from tainting the crops.

Perhaps a gourmet selection of choice morsels offered in genuine apology might help smooth future human generations’ relations with our aquatic neighbors. (Assuming that effort doesn’t rely on “AI” to translate.) 😉

“You are meat!”

fan engine goes brrrrrr

Those rare few (ie. 3-6) need to drastically up their efforts to show a driving interest in doing so, or they’ll stay on that same list as the rest of their kind. 🤌🏼

Side note: all guillotines of/by/for The People converting billionaires to fertilizer should have signs atop them that simply read “Heroes Work Here” (with or without an apostrophe), IMHO.

Oh, that’s good. 🤘🏼🤣

Don’t forget the classic POINT W/ CHIN 🤘🏼

That just hints at their evolutionary origins, not their current status. Ergo, felt is predatory.