VenoraTheBarbarian

Jesus … two families, many many friends, just horribly killed on what was supposed to be a happy day.

Words are failing me, that’s just really fucking sad.

Go on, do it, the theory ones anyway. Fuck Russia, fuck China, skip the propaganda for those two.

Learning something new can’t hurt you, though 😉

I just came home from work and my older dog PROMISES my husband forgot to feed him (husband is asleep so I can’t ask)

He’s a lucky boy, he almost never lies and my husband is known to be forgetful 😂 plus even I’d rather accidentally give him bonus dinner than send the old man off to bed hungry.

Unless Wawa has been doing that for 25+ years they stole it from ME.

Man, Wawa, haven’t heard that name in years, that brings back some memories.

Same, but apparently Italians hate us for that 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s soo much easier to deal with tho!

With the best selection of the chicken, salad, and rice saved for that last bite.

When I’m feeling lazy after Thanksgiving it all just goes in a fucking bowl together (pre-chopped, if necessary) and I stir it up. Rolls stay out of course, I goop some Thanksgiving mush onto a chunk of roll 😁

Me, innocent: Oh cuz a central banker is pretty wealthy and powerful, and to only cover the crown would take a very tiny beanie 😂

Wait… Hitler mode? … 🤯

Wait what happened with Meghan Markle? Something recent?

100%, this looks unnervingly like Lindsay Lohan a decade or so ago… Wait, what does this say about poor Lindsay what she’s gonna look like at 80?

Gilmore Girls and KOTOR… Maybe Rory is Darth Revan, with Paris as Bastila. … I can see it.

As do pizza joint employees.

Some of us will never be able to forget…

I don’t get it?

The OP was expressing how awkward sex would be with him being majorly attracted to boobs while the trans guy hates their boobs.

I don’t think he literally meant he’d SAY THAT, especially on purpose.

Mostly I think he was saying it wouldn’t be the best idea for him to date a trans man cuz he’s not into dudes. He was just trying to be funny and paint a picture of awkwardness to explain why.

That’s my reading of it, anyway.

I don’t have Twitter, so I don’t know who the person in question is. I’m choosing to believe it’s Elon himself. He’s been one for skipping out on bills lately so that tracks.

I’m really sorry you’re dealing with this! That has to be nerve wracking! I hope it ends well!

I know the toilet paper wars were bad, but you think it’ll come to the point of needing shields??

Same. I’ve had two traumatic childbirths for different reasons. I do not care to be reminded of the experience.

If you told me that was a picture of Zuck’s grandpa I’d believe you.

I thought they were talking to a taller, pants and snowhat wearing version of themselves and I was so confused…

Fran Drescher

But the other edgy teenage atheists grew up too. Mature, adult, atheists can be really cool to hang with! We don’t talk about religion hardly ever in my friend group. The difference is that religion doesn’t influence our conversation at all, which can be really nice.

I bet there’s also a difference between “raised atheist” and “raised religious and rebelling”. My atheist kid forgets religion exists until living in America/Texas brings it up

I’ve never related so much to a cartoon starfish, he looks exactly how I feel inside while waiting for the shower to warm up😂

I dunno what’s wrong with your crop job, it looks fine on my screen. It sucks that those are the only comments so far.