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You mean there is no alternative to killing civilians at gunpoint, including children, filming the whole thing and publishing it online? Hamas doesn’t want a two-state solution, and this kind of reaction from Israel is music to their years. It will keep on fueling hate for years to come.

It’s hard to be funnier than the original, sadly.

Once I was making out with my girlfriend, when the phone rang. I answered and the voice on the other side asked: “what are you doing to my daughter?” I told her and she said “my dad is dead”. To this day I still don’t know who might have been telephone.