Please keep the suckers in the dark so the rest of us can still get around this fucking ridiculous bullshit.

Youtube: Please watch our sponsors Also YT: Fuck those guys, pay us to shut them up

Fuck it all.

Quality vs quantity.

10 comments here likely means 10 people have unique thoughts. 1000 comments usually means memes and bots.

I used to hate reddit in springtime when the kids got out from school. Now it’s always springtime.

I know it’s not necessarily applicable, but your comment made me think of those Stanley mugs.

What makes a salad?

here, i have some lettuce. and - here - i have some carrots. let’s mix 'em!

salad?

and why is lettuse such a nessecary ingredient? i mean oh my it’s a leaf

I have two. I grew up near Toronto in the 80s. Both were CityTV movies. They used to do a thing. I can’t remember what it was called…

1 - SPACEBALLS!!! (“F___! Even in the future nothing works!”)

2 - Predator (there’s a line where Arnold says, “That’s one bad motherfucker.” They only censored the word ‘mother’. i was 8. best thing ever)

unshittable.

it’s made for many. say it a few times, friar tuck fire truck

always does…

“to test US”

us. not her. us. fuck her, it’s for us.

i’m surprised you didn’t smack someone.

Every word I say is a lie. In fact, I’m lying right now.

(Does that count as one?)

my unemployment, anxienty, depression, and alcoholism need to have a chat with Epicurus…

HEY! every once in a while it feels, like, kinda special and directed at me. so doesn’t that mean that - aside from all the times it doesn’t - the world was created just for me, in “my image”?

WHO PUT ALL THESE VIENNA SAUSAGES ON MY FRETBOARD!!?

Unfortunately, these experiments are being performed by people who know EXACTLY what they’re doing. We’re not in the 1940s any more. Fucking hell. If I had the personal power, I’d gladly rain holy hellfire upon these wholly inexcusable, inexorable, inexcrimentinable human fecal chunks.

oh no it’s time again…

Suggestion: Let’s NOT do the shit they do instead!

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just started looking for a new job for the first time since around 2008… am i correct to assume that absolutely NOTHING is real any more? not just craigslist (which is funny to think i’m looking for a job there to begin with, but fuck i’ve checked everything). i’ve sent out so many resumes, and i think it’s all just fake posts collecting data. how does anyone apply for a fucking job these days? i can’t even find reputable postings for call centers any more.

it’s been said in other words here, but that should be good news to you. you’re probably waiting to hear that you’re in good health because your doctor is busy telling the guy next door how long he last left to live.

i once waited 7 hours once for stitches in emergency because i cut my hand on a broken glass. the guy that came in after me (AFAIK) was an OD in an ambulance.

I don’t think they care about our Yelp reviews.

There should be a chastity belt on Uber Eats with a dollar sign for a keyhole.