At first I couldn’t tell how big this news was but now I see that it is bigger than a breadbox.

All we ask of you is that you don’t reheat it in the employee break room microwave.

People absolutely rotate maps like that.

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

“You may call this salt, but it’s in fact sodium chloride.”

wtf

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

When I was young I heard the phrase “time marches inexorably forward” and I always thought it was one of those really cool phrases everyone knew from some philosopher or like from Shakespeare or some highbrow source of wisdom or wit.

Recently I looked it up, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from, or why I thought it was one of those ubiquitous things everyone had heard before. It was probably actually from some X-Men cartoon or something silly but I’ll never figure it out.

I wish I could go back in time and figure out where I heard that phrase with that specific wording but, you know what they say…

Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.

The background lore of the TV show Severance is gonna create a new rise of ether used as a recreational drug in a sort of “do not build the torment nexus” way.

To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.

I think your untreated trauma is negatively affecting how you treat the people around you.

In 2000, The Thirteenth Floor was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film but lost to The Matrix.

Yeah that’s a pretty good sell. I’ll check it out.

This guy is the coolest type of hacker.

very nice, thanks for the link.

lmao yeah it’s a Ken Burns documentary where we are getting the first hand accounts of the civil war because we can’t go back and watch the reply of the actual events but instead it’s a comment thread about a tweet about a movie about a book.

Yes but you haven’t heard this guy’s mother saying it in her native accent. It really gets the blood flowing.

Wow I actually thought it said “gods.”

Make Justin Long stand in the Mac Mansion while John Hodgeman stands outside the Public Community housing.

do we know that shoppers haven’t already returned to normal now that it’s out of the current news cycle?

Yeah man, otherwise we wouldn’t be participating in this conversation right?