Feeble? But I think you meant futile? Idk.

That’s absolutely not true. It’s a clever backronym, but not the origin of the term.

The Pentagon Pizza Report is off the charts right now. The nearest Domino’s is super busy and the local gay bar is empty.

Major shit is going down tonight

You could do crawfish, they’re just tiny little lobsters

Toads are frogs

meow

Swamp swine

Bees!

Functional illiteracy

https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

Par comes from the Latin word meaning equal and that usage predates the golf term by 300 years.

Uhhh… You think they plotted to kill people because of her music?

This was far-right, anti-lgbtq, “anti-woke” terrorism.

That’s kind of a myth. Musa and the Mali empire were certainly wealthy for the time but you can’t really compare an emperor in the 14th century with a modern oligarch.

Musa liked to boast about his wealth at every opportunity. Like, he would tell people that gold grows like a plant in Mali while he threw gold bars at them. And all the reports of his immense wealth come from the people he encountered on his pilgrimage.

The amount of gold he brought (18 tons!) would be worth about $1.5B today. That was likely all of the gold the empire had collected during his reign. And it wasn’t technically his, it belonged to the empire.

The price of gold in Egypt dropped by about 15%, which was a lot but well within normal fluctuations. He also ran out of gold on the return trip and had to beg for loans which he never repaid.

Ronald Reagan? Donald Trump? The actor!?

Omg I wish I had that many rubber spatulas

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants blinding everyone else LOL

Another Daily Mail song

Anders Holmvik

What a colossal piece of shit

Hey! Fuck you!

It looks like you couldn’t decide on “bizarre” or “bazaar” so you split the difference. Bazaar is a market place, bizarre is weird. Just fyi, not trying to be a dick about it happy holidays love you