Nah, just an asshole.

That’s literally how the software industry works.

Buster needs rhinoplasty

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

You’re probably safe unless you’re doing a terrorism or something.

But… Why are you asking here, of all places?

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

He’s really Bernese Anders, a Swiss Nazi sleeper agent

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

Satanists don’t really believe in Satan. The Satanic Temple is basically the religious embodiment of the ACLU. They’re currently raising funds for The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic. They also run After School Satan in schools that have religious based after school programs.

The Church of Satan is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.

For food prep surfaces, most restaurants use a form of quaternary sanitizer. They’re usually sold concentrated and hooked up to a dispenser that dilutes to the correct ratio. You can buy it online but it’s definitely overkill for a home cook.

Just use dish soap and hot water. Add a little bleach if you really need the surface sanitized.

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WHARRGARBL

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

Other, larger vending machines.

I don’t want this to come off as insensitive, because if that’s true it’s horrific and she has all my sympathy.

Buuutttttt… A lot of those posts are kinda unhinged. She claims her brother shadowbanned her “on every platform but only fans and pornhub”. And she lists a bunch of physical ailments that are somehow his fault too?

I don’t know. Either way, she has my sympathy because she’s obviously going through some shit. And Sam’s obviously a piece of shit. But maybe take this allegation with a grain of salt? Or don’t, I’m fuckin dumb

Cocaine withdrawal isn’t that bad. It’s all mental. You might get anxious or depressed and cocaine will be the only thing you think about for a while, but that’s it.

Benzo or alcohol withdrawals will actually kill you. Those need to be handled with medical assistance.

Opioid withdrawal isn’t quite that dangerous, but it certainly will make you want to die.

What the hell is even that

Am I topological pants

Maize Wonder

Nah, that’s obviously a folk-punk band with an industrial revolution concept album