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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • I be a rootin tootin shootin damn fool protectin my chips, all of a sudden I heard somebody rumblin the bushes, stop my horse WHOAAAA NELLY!

    Who in the bushes? You better speak out or imma let my shotgun song sing out!

    Who’s this, I hope it aint the law, jump out the bushes with my sawed off shotgun

    Come on out right now I’m gettin angry took a step back cuz it could get dangerous

    Please don’t shoot it’s me Thug Queen the horse stealer!

    Then why the hell is you hiding in them bushes?

    I’m wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery, killed 2 sheriff’s, 6 of his best men want my head, stole two horses, thought you were the law so I jumped in the bushes

    Goodness.