It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Y’all get your own way of talkin’
Yay!
and power grid
Fuck!
Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.
My Texan ass has entered the chat
Found @[email protected]’s early artwork
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
basking in the nostalgia of my friends and I shattering AOL trial disks in the cul-de-sac
Can, should, and hopefully will. His charming smile and faux-liberal persona on dirty jobs did insurmountable damage to worker’s rights by slow-walking the youth to believing that safety and unions only slow down otherwise reasonable progress.
There should be one-episode reboot where Mike gets to perform blue collar tasks with machinery that’s missing all legally required safety labels and fail-safes. Then he’s only given a description of what he’s supposed to accomplish with zero warnings or regulations. At the end of the episode, Mike and whatever pieces of him that remain gets to receive their paycheck after all debts are settled at the company store. That final amount is what he gets to use for rent and food for the week.
Let’s see what peripety the ground beef version of Mike Rowe finds in his anagnorisis of promoting the death and dismemberment of his own fan base.
Gimme big tabs that look like buttons on a child’s ipad app. I also want the tab matrix enabled and always visible on mobile. Finally, they must make various squeaking/honking/chirping noises when I select them and animal noises when left inactive for too long.
I desire tab matrices. Bottom 20% of the window is my browser display
Mike Rowe: oCEaN!
(hold for laughter and applause)
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”