Yer mom is spherical. Huht huht.

Wait. Your mom is the orb?

I don’t really buy much new stuff.

I just built my daughter a computer for 1k that would have cost nearly double anywhere else though.

I’m also a creature of habit. I’ve been using eBay for more than 20 years now and I don’t have to fuck with setting up a new account and all that anywhere else.

I did try Facebook marketplace recently and I have been ripped off twice. Yay. The only two purchases I ever made there.

I’ve never used Amazon. eBay is pretty much where I get what I want and that has been true since 2004 according to my account.

I hope your kids like it.

It has always seemed to me that my kids have gone out of their way to avoid liking anything I like. That’s fine, but I never could relate to them.

I adopted my son so it was different with him. We did everything together and he was happy to look into my interests sometimes. He and I played world of Warcraft together for a decade and I’d cut off a couple toes to go back and have that with him again.

Unfortunately, he gets his news from television. It was exclusively Fox, but he’s been moving around a little bit.

My mom and uncle never, ever hear anything he does framed negatively.

They spin it all day, every day.

My uncle has at least been trying to vary where he gets his news, but Facebook makes sure to enrage him with something about condoms for Gaza or some equally stupid shit.

That’s what I need to do. I just gave up recently. I was so happy to be sitting here as a stay at home dad and making money.

I’m glad I mostly cashed out when dipshit Don was elected because I knew he was going to tank us.

What? In Utero should at least be played a few times a year when shit just isn’t going right.

Nirvana In Utero is my favorite record of all time.

They aren’t my favorite band, but my god that record hits me right where I need it.

Not trying to throw an unrelated comment, just hoping the commenter gives it a go too.

It blows my mind that gen z is old enough to be stuck in this mess with us.

The only chance I ever had to own a home was taking over the one I grew up in from my parents. I couldn’t raise my kids there though. The neighborhood went from being a nice little mining town to meth as currency town.

Good luck you guys. Maybe y’all can work on the boys following Andrew Tate off of a cliff and get this world going in the right direction.

Shit, in 40 years us millennials will finally be old enough to hold elected office. Hahahahaha

Oh my god this happened to me when I was younger! No it didn’t. I’m lying.

It’s always time to eat for the fat cat I live with.

Do you believe in aliens?

LLM sings a goofy Reddit thread song from 20 years ago.

“I believe in aliens, you sexy thang.”

When I was in high school I walked into the girls restroom. I was a total idiot. I was like, “oh wow, they took out the urinals and painted the walls. Gee, that was fast.”

As I was pissing it occurred to me, “oh no. What if this is the girl’s room.”

As I walked out a girl was walking in and called me a pervert.

Oh no!! I went to get it for you and they re-listed it without the whore side in the photos.

Nah I’d keep it the whore car

Die, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

This is the answer. He said over and over again, “it buuuurns, oh god it buuuuurns!” Haha

The powder was dumped into the air rifle and shot at my friend.

I’ve been shooting since I was about 5 too.

I haven’t in many years, but I think I was 10 or 11 when my dad got me a 20 gauge.