Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?
I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though!
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
Well, see, Pandemic is under the Bidemic umbrella! So is Polydemic but they’re frequently forgotten…
The gay agenda’s got axes now?
Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!
“…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”
I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.
It came from the sky but it belongs here now.
Moscow Mules are served in copper mugs
…which ideally are not copper on the inside to prevent copper from leaching into the acidic beverage you’re drinking.
Janet!
The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?