Smeone was raised by squirrels

U sure?

do I?

Everyone keeps talking about structure. Yet no one seems to consider eating. If you do PB top side then you get PB stuck to the roof of your mouth

But then I get peanut button on the jelly knife

sudo !! Is nice but I mostly use the up arrow to repeat something long and complicated I did 10 minutes ago. The joke there is sometimes that takes too long too. So that’s where history | grep 'keyword' is nice

Don’t forget using cmatrix as a sudo-screensaver

One of the things I always setup is a pbpaste & pbcopy function to mirror Marcos’s. I know that’s not what the meme is about but pbpaste > /tmp/filename.json is too handy

Made the mistake of trying Deadlock. It’s invite only right now but there are communities that will let you friend someone for an invite. Anyway I figured it was good since it’s Valve. And uh unfortunately I was right. I haven’t slept properly in a week

I had a client who was the head of product at her buisness. We’d meet at the end of every sprint to do demos and planning. Anyway when my team mentioned there were some issues on Firefox her knee jerk response was to openly say “I hate Firefox users”

I have tons of stories like that but the point is that even people who are aware don’t universally love it

Awareness is just the bare minimum

I’ve been in about half the states and have never heard anyone use Yankee except in reference to history. It always meant the “north” during the civil war. Which today would largely mean New England

People just put extra emphasis or say literally literally

When you really wanna feel the double kick

Evolving cross species social skills is a positive survival trait. It’s not only easy to show that pets understand a lot of what we do but has been deeply studied

This is something I especially notice at airports. Depending on which state I’m in the ratio of men washing their hands changes drastically

Wanting a partner that shows active interest in you isn’t passive agression it’s totally normal. They just sound young and stupid and need to work on their communication skills

Might be getting compressed by Lemmy

One desires fish, the other bacon

Don’t forget to restart the kernal

Ime Linux doesn’t handle power saving mode gracefully for basically any hardware. I normally disable it when I do a new install