Extortionist?

Time to move

You’ll know when you’re older

Looks like they have a browser too. Anyone know if it’s chromium?

How was it racist? The language seems pretty banal

Can confirm

She better watch out. Someone’s gonna steal those beans!

you leave my Spider-Man cigarettes out of this!

(The 90’s were crazy)

Why he look like that lmao

how do you know? We’re you there? Checkmate losers

150% of the baseline

Boy I hope c/oldmusic has some 1400s violin for me to listen to!

Before I saw the NASA logo I assumed this was an ICE vehicle

I miss the days when alien conspiracies were sensational

The curtains won’t tell you the high for the day

“keep the change” is an expression for a reason

Didn’t realize my grandfather was alive and we’re still balancing checkbooks by hand

Idk why people don’t just give whole number tips. It’s so much easier to just add $5 to something

It’s shocking that people mix meds at all

I’m scared if I take one extra Advil

Well duh. You didn’t cook em first

Every state is bad.