Touché

This one Aldis.

Is that $5 per knuckle?

Why are we getting my ISP inolved in this imaginary ass play?

My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife’s is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel’s ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

61 != 450,000,000

I had a comment and the one I was responding to deleted, but they left the comment response to me which was entirely comprised of calling me “maggot infested dog excrement”…that comment gets kept.

Removed by mod

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” -Mitch Hedberg

How was the hangover?

And do you care to elaborate on the Foundation writers and personal narratives?

No laptop guns.

If it’s a good story you want, I’d recommend Horizon Zero Dawn and Days Gone.

specialized paper

Thermal paper. Thermal printer.

Yes, At First Sight.

Edit to add: gave me very Flowers for Algernon vibes.

You can’t take the sky from me.

That is…incredibly asinine.

If you’re phone help desk: absolutely does not matter if you are in pajamas you can do the work. Office help desk: fuck you if I’m pressing shirts and pants to wear while cabling up a cubicle.

Do you also wear blood diamonds and eat veal?

Why, do you expect me to wear blood rubies while eating veal, like some prole?

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

-Jeff

Next stop, Fishman island!

…300 episodes later…

Virtual boy