Spykee

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

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Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?

Can I talk to her?

I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

FINALLY, FUCKING!

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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

Correct headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy’s tribute on his chest.

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.

Kroger can come eat what I flush every morning.

hmu

How you doin?

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
hint hint.