This some Deus Ex shit

I forgot this one, its so funny

I did a re-watch last year. Although a lot didn’t age well, it was still so good and brought back a lot of great memories that I don’t mind if its dated.

I write closed source, proprietary code for a living.

That makes me sad.

Have your developers any advice on how to get paid to write Free Software?

Constantly. Every part of my body. Like even weird places like my shins or palms.

Touch base

Being able to eat, like, 8 meals a day and not feel like shit that night or the next day.

At some point my metabolism finally started to slow down.

2, obviously

Are you me at my job? Because this sounds like you are me, and you work at my job.

What a great episode

Wait so which one is you?

Well, Thunderbird, for one. Outlook makes me sad.

I have been using SP at my job for like a decade now and I still cannot find my way around it and have to bookmark specific pages/folders so I can find them again.

It’s aggressively, in-your-face bad.

I think most everyone who is sane has moved on to coding in MS Word by now. Much better, and you can italicize and bold parts of the code for emphasis.

Oh I would probably love it

Let this be a lesson. We should never, ever, use software.

Gotta invert that mouse

Cottage cheese, apple sauce and pickled red cabbage. Or sub out the cabbage for pickled beets.

I have my reasons.

Honestly, Seven isn’t a bad sounding name.

Someone needs to