get real that would never happen

god is known for doing genocide

i hate Linux (users) as much as the next guy but my windows pc wouldnt stay asleep if i gave it an od of ambien

it wakes up randomly throughout the night fairly often

“linux is more capable but its just not capable of running anything”

yeah im more than capable to run a marathon. i have two legs. i am not able to run a marathon. having the means to run one doesnt put me in the same party as people that have ran a marathon.

aka linux users coping like usual

im cpr certified and technically have the knowledge to “save” a choking person as i work a “safety job”. i often wonder if id actually be able to do it in a real situation. shits scary i hope kiddos ok.

i feel like hes almost too articulate even in his typos for this to be non parody. this sounds like a non stupid guy making a joke for religious idiots to fall for.

“some of you may die, but thats a sacrifice im willing to make”

ugh welcome to earth where the only way to have a healthy “economy” is for people to suffer. but we cant seem to just live in peace and help eachother out without monetary benefits. so people are forced to suffer because of greedy bastards.

LETS GO WE NAILED IT GUYS

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

u seem to care a lot more about it than anyone else

most folks just downvote and probably half read. i wouldnt worry about downvotes theyre not even tracked.

just gandering at the pic it looks like a crack route and you would most definitely not be doing that. a lot of strength, endurance, and technique for that.

i hardly use lemmy compared to rif but i was under the belief reddit content is just better but the app sucks. i was wrong turns out it all sucks. rif just gave the shit a tuxedo.

nowadays i look at reddit and the content is asisine its all the same shitty headlines and weird ask questions “how much sex does the average woodchuck have during football season?”

it feels like Facebook. lifeless and like everyone is pretending

the not seeing folks online is super annoying

i also dislike change but thats a me thing probably

when i ask for Christmas presents its usually please buy me this item specifically and if you dont want to buy that specific thing please tell me ill just get it myself no harm done.

but i nowadays need to know whats gotten and not gotten so i know what i can get myself versus outsource to better off family members.

ill do u one better

get so depressed you get into calisthenics then you can do full body workouts with minimal equipment alone in your room and get shredded for super cheap. given u diet but healthy foods can be cheap in bulk/cans

gimp sucks dick compared to photoshop and photoshop sucks dick compared to affinity photo.

source am graphic designer

yo just your other 2 replies in this thread alone, im taking about you. youre the unfunny reddit compsci nerd.

“[mutters]”

yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social

and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.

r ur notes available on every device u log into?

this is a crazy take to make from my comment but i respect ur grind ig

but no, porn and jerking off is good for you abstaining has no benefits and never will. and i can confirm im much healthier and far more shredded than youll ever be.

turns out quantity over quality also ruins a platform