It’s also fun to tell someone that you paid more in taxes than they made in a year.

Well of course, he’s talking about the War of Palestinian aggression. Where his ancestors fought against the Palestinian incursions into the peaceful Israel South to stop his people from being oppressed and their way of life radically altered, if not extinguished! They would have won it if not for the blockade and Emancipation Proclamation.

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They’ll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

JD Vance approved!

Or Cunt

I don’t think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

You’re in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

A more perfect union, that can establish justice and domestic tranquility. One that provides for the common defense, promotes the general welfare, and secures the blessing of liberty for ourselves and future generations.

I’ll buy their crypto with every counterfeit dollar I can find.

Ah yes, the CCM: “CEO Childcare Manager”

Because education is the devil’s work!

Since when has Jack Black have a problem with political violence? Brought to you by City Hall

Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.

It’s a separate form complete with nine pages of instructions outlining how to calculate market values based on region and services rendered. The formula isn’t helpful, so in the end you just put in half of what you paid and hope you don’t get audited.

Odin is expanding his territory and this church is first.

Nah, they just can’t get off unless they’re using the tears of the oppressed as lube.