Earlier today I decided to trim my own hair. I was holding a section of hair with my free hand and snipped right into the side of my thumb. On the bright side, my hair came out nice anyway.

Snake! A snake! Oh, it’s a snake!

Happy Birthday, from one old piece of shit to another!

It’s the piece of human excrement that killed my friend and nearly all of her 1st grade students at Sandy Hook Elementary.

I’m not a programmer, but I think I see what you’re trying to do. I have ADHD and less-than-ideal eyesight. This is easier to read, comprehension-wise, in that I’m not getting “lost” in the text and losing my place and having to re-read paragraphs; but the font you’re using is a little blurrier than the default (I think it’s the serifs) and is a little more difficult for me to physically read. Maybe increasing the font size or changing to a different font would work better?

“I can sleep when I’m dead”