And what country do you live in?

Because I did when do the it yeah

Whether you like it or not X gonna give it to ya

“Hey bros wanna see me light $40 billion on fire?”

Hello sir or ma’am. I’m from the brightside corporation - can I interest you in owning a slice of paradise? Where you say? The moon!

Nah doesn’t sleep in the gutter.

He sleeps in his multimillion dollar bunker

Seriously: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

Let’s all guess until we get it. I’ll start: American Airlines

No we only take circuit city gift cards

Hey would you be willing to help me out? I’m a prince who needs help moving his money to the US of A.

That’s impossible. I know it can’t be the real Obama since he said he only uses Tildes.

Indeed it does after migrating here for about a month it’s been great

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You can’t tell me what to do!

Yep this is what I’m worried about too. Although honestly I’m too pissed off at how they’ve butchered the situation at Reddit to ever go back.

True. My account there is very active.

Hey sounds like most large subs right now!

Also don’t forget the incessant regurgitation of pasta to shamelessly chase karma

Right I mean if most power users, contributors and moderators jump ship then sure Reddit will continue to exist for years but what’s the point of it other than accessing threads from years ago.

Jerboa supposedly. I haven’t tried it yet though.

A reply to your reply. This thing is gaining steam.

Jokes on them. Doing that will just anger the volunteer mods even more and they will refuse to mod any more turning the site into more of a disaster.