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 Top 10 jobs kids want

1. Tik tok
2. Wojak artist
3. Woke
4. Driver
5. Bureaucrat
6. AirBnB squatter
7. Holy fool
8. Highwayman / train robber
9. Crisis actor

Post subtitle: 10. Compensated anarchist

Summary of the too-short life of 41-year-old “local sexpot” Trevor Moore

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Why the bloatware? Just use the mini driver?

Oh, the memories!.. and the neck pains!

“Nationalist Christians” - Nat C’s for short.

Pussy pockets

FTFY (fixed that fur you)