Larry is being sarcastic.

Apple’s odometers are fine.

Plot twist: this is just a reversed video of a bear backing up and knocking over a cone.

Good bot

Glad you asked.

https://buzzmachine.com/2024/11/06/how-fucked-are-we-very/

I’m something of a bong soloist myself.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

People used to say “proven.” Like, it’s been proven. But now they say it’s been proved. When did this change?

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

You can leave it plugged in. Remember, this an absurd luxury!

Apple Vision Pro headset. It’s way too expensive but the quality is so damn amazing. I’m a VR developer so I appreciate its power.

But what is the word for “knowing what the user wants, blatantly ignoring it and imposing the companies will anyway”?

Enshittification

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Roller skating.

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.

Roller skating

Of course!

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

It’s adult night at the skating rink tonight and I’m going 🛼