

Look at these weak children these days, with their molded plastic dizzy spinners with built in seating so you don’t fly off. Back in my day you had a round piece of steel with some bent pipes to hold onto in the feeble attempt not get thrown across the playground into a railroad tie that’s holding back the splinter filled wood chips. Oh yeah and the lead paint was flaking off the whole time… come to think about it, I think our parks department sucks.
Not all heroes wear capes, thank you.